Parents do everything for their children. Even if it means listening to a loud sob session over a completely ridiculous thing. You see, according to one universal truth, sometimes kids get completely crushed for the most unexpected reasons, and they will go into a tantrum to let everyone know about it.
Unable to do anything about it, parents are turning to social media to relate to each other during these cringy times. From not being able to eat the pregnancy test to realizing that dogs can't be grabbed by their penises, Bored Panda has found these hilarious meltdowns under the hashtag #ReasonsMyKidIsCrying, and they're so absurd, you couldn't make them up. Scroll down to check out the list and upvote your favorite entries.

#1 Because I Wouldn't Let Her Grab The Dog By The Penis

Because I Wouldn't Let Her Grab The Dog By The Penis

 #2 When Mom & Dad Won’t Let You Eat Rocks....

When Mom & Dad Won’t Let You Eat Rocks....

 #3 I Asked Her To Walk To The Top Of The Driveway Instead Of Carrying Her

I Asked Her To Walk To The Top Of The Driveway Instead Of Carrying Her

 #4 Daddy Tried To Read Her A Book. She Wanted Mama To Read It. The Book Is "Just Me & My Dad"

Daddy Tried To Read Her A Book. She Wanted Mama To Read It. The Book Is "Just Me & My Dad"

 #5 Because The People On The Plane In The Sky Wouldn't Wave Back At Her

Because The People On The Plane In The Sky Wouldn't Wave Back At Her

 #6 He Wanted Raisins. So I Gave Him Raisins... I Didn’t Even Get The Chance To Ask What Went Wrong

He Wanted Raisins. So I Gave Him Raisins... I Didn’t Even Get The Chance To Ask What Went Wrong

 #7 I Wouldn't Let Him Dip His Toothbrush Into My Wine Glass

I Wouldn't Let Him Dip His Toothbrush Into My Wine Glass

 #8 We Didn't Let Her Go Outside Without Pants And Shoes On

We Didn't Let Her Go Outside Without Pants And Shoes On

 #9 Because He Can’t Watch Daddy Poop

Because He Can’t Watch Daddy Poop

 #10 I Told Her 'No More Of Mommy's Makeup

I Told Her 'No More Of Mommy's Makeup

 #11 He Offered Me A Bite Of His Pretzel, And I Took It

He Offered Me A Bite Of His Pretzel, And I Took It

 #12 There Was Frosting On Both Sides Of Her Oreo

There Was Frosting On Both Sides Of Her Oreo

 #13 The 'Best Dad' Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Remote Control

The 'Best Dad' Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Remote Control

 #14 Cohen Cried For 20 Minutes Because He Needed The Pink Bus, 2 Minutes Later He Is Melting Down Because ‘I Don’t Like Pink’

Cohen Cried For 20 Minutes Because He Needed The Pink Bus, 2 Minutes Later He Is Melting Down Because ‘I Don’t Like Pink’

 #15 I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Pregnancy Test I Was Taking

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Pregnancy Test I Was Taking

 #16 He Doesn't Want To Stand Up And He Doesn't Want To Lie Down

He Doesn't Want To Stand Up And He Doesn't Want To Lie Down

 #17 Because I Wont Let Him Dip His Fingers In My Hot Coffee

Because I Wont Let Him Dip His Fingers In My Hot Coffee

 #18 When He Said He Needed To Get Dressed I Reminded Him He Already Was

When He Said He Needed To Get Dressed I Reminded Him He Already Was

 #19 I’m An Asshole Parent Because You Have To Take Your Socks And Clothes Off In Order To Go Swimming...

I’m An Asshole Parent Because You Have To Take Your Socks And Clothes Off In Order To Go Swimming...

 #20 He Realized His Caramel Apple Has An Apple In It

He Realized His Caramel Apple Has An Apple In It

 #21 I Wouldn’t Let Him Unload The Knives From The Dishwasher

I Wouldn’t Let Him Unload The Knives From The Dishwasher

 #22 She Farted And Got A Fright

She Farted And Got A Fright

 #23 I Won't Let Her Chew On The Tampon She Found In My Purse

I Won't Let Her Chew On The Tampon She Found In My Purse

  #24 Kids Decided To Go Sledding Yesterday In The Snow Storm. Then Came Home Upset They Were Soaking Wet. And No I Didn't Send Them Off Sledding Unsupervised. I Sent Them With Their Father. Much Worse.

Kids Decided To Go Sledding Yesterday In The Snow Storm. Then Came Home Upset They Were Soaking Wet. And No I Didn't Send Them Off Sledding Unsupervised. I Sent Them With Their Father. Much Worse.

 #25 I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Dog's Tail

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Dog's Tail

 #26 I Won't Let Her Drink Hot Sauce For Bedtime Snack

I Won't Let Her Drink Hot Sauce For Bedtime Snack

 #27 Her Pull-Behind Dog Keeps Following Her When She Pulls It

Her Pull-Behind Dog Keeps Following Her When She Pulls It